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The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
2 good 2 be 4 gotten
Ur hot as fire sharp as glass u break my heart ima kick yo ass!
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world
Is that a gun in ur pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Don't hate the player, hate the game
Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is beta than a dream
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many
If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right
Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days but I have one for always
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love Is More Than Just A Kiss
Be smart,be clever put me in your heart for ever
Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
I Close My Eyes And Kiss Your Lips, Then I Go To Paradise
Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever..

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
• Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
• When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
• Gravity always wins
• The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
• There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
• I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
• Buy land, they have quit making it!
• Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
• I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
• Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
• You're unique, just like everyone else....
• Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
• Save a mouse, eat a pussy
• Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
• Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
• Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
• Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
• When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
• The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?

• Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
• Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
• You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
• If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
• I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
• One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
• When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
• I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
• 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
• I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
• You and the bank own a very lovely home
• I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
• I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
• Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
• You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
• All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
• Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
• Superman is a travestite
• Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
• Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
• Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
• I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
• That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
• Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
• I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea
• This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
• First law of science: don't spit into the wind
• If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
• An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
• Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
• Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
• I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
• I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
• Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
• Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
• A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
• Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?
• We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
• We don't have a town drunk. We all share the responsibilty
• Passwords are like underwear: change them often
• Next time wave all your fingers at me!
• When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head
• The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
• What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
• Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
• Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
• She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon
• Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
• I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
• Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
• Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
• Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
• Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
• It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
• They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
• We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms

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